For the love of motherfucking God and all that’s holy and the Earth and the universe and everything in between, have your own fucking email that matches your name!

I can’t count the number of times, especially this morning, that I’ve seen this shit.  The name on the resume is Joe Schmoe, the email is from David McFucker, the email on the resume is Sonia McFardle.  Jesus fucking Christ people, gmail is free.  It’s fucking free, and it’s web based.  For Christ’s fucking sake, get your own God damn email already!